I walked in Coffee Bean the other day, stood at the counter and waited for the guy to take my order. It was hot that day and I felt like having something cold…"can I have one ice blended mocha please" then the guy asked me for my pink card. About the same time I was gonna take my wallet outta my back pocket I felt something grabbing both my legs, at my thighs from the back…then so suddenly, I felt something up my butt!!!! I let out a very faint and girlish "uh" and turned around quickly…it was a kid..maybe three years old..trying to smell my butt!!!i looked at him as he had his hand on my thighs looking up at me and smiling. I looked around to see who the hell let their kid creep up and get his face right up my butt!!! "no no ta'al habeeby" said the maid in a typical pilipinoo accent. I kept looking around, I wanted to see whose kid this was. I didn’t see anything. There were three tables each occupied by two guy's who seemed not the type at all. There was another table with two ladies sitting, chatting ever so loudly. I kept looking at them. Nothing. Not even a glimpse. They just sat there yapping about god knows what while what most likely was their child was running around smelling other peoples butts!!!
The kid continued to wander around while his maid chased him, trying to keep him outta trouble I guess. I stood at the other side now, waiting for my drink. I kept looking around. Still nothing. None of the adults there were paying attention at all to this kid, only his Pilipino maid who followed him around seemed to care. "mista homaa, ua drinkkk is nowa reaadddyy" I turned around to pick up my drink. Guess what I felt now. Yup. Two small hands taking a hold of my thighs. But no, this time I knew what was coming. And before anything happened I clenched up my butt cheeks tight and braced for the incoming ;p